Puns & Quips
KOWALSKI (the best of all fishing jokes)
A group of biologists got together in hopes of producing an ultimate sport fish. The decided to cross-breed a coho salmon, a walleye pike and a musky. After years of experimenting they finally produced one egg which hatched a newly “invented” fish. “Success” they began yelling while congratulating each other. “Wait” one of the scientists stated: “What will we call this fish?” They all got together in at attempt to pool their minds and come up with a meaningful name. The lead person the the group stated, “let’s see, we had a coho, a walleye and a musky; we’ll take part of each of those names to come up with a name for this new breed”. He continued, “co” for coho, “wall” for walleye and “skI” for musky. “That’s it… KOWALSKI”. He gently picked up the fish and placed it in an aquarium. Kowalski sunk to the bottom and drowned.